A gorgeous georgian lady, is quite a sight to see,
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For some splendid beauty tips, pay attention listen to me.
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White is beautiful dear ladies, smear your face with paint of lead,
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Never mind the lead had made the men who mixed it ill or dead.
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Take some silk of red or black, cut a circle or a cresent,
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Stick it on your face to cover, smallpox scars, it's much more pleasant.
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Shave your eyebrows, clean away, take a trap and catch some mice,
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Make flash eyebrows with the mouse skin, stick them on, you'll look so
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nice.
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Next you need a monster wig, if you want to look real smashing,
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Once your wig has reached the roof, then you'll be the height of fashion.
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Decorate your lovely hairpiece, use the feathers of a parrot,
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Add some ribbon, fruit and flowers, from your ear then hang a carrot.
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Make your face look soft and chubby, pack your mouth with balls of cork,
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Hang your flash teeth in the middle, hope you don't choke when you talk.
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Now you followed my advice, last of all you need a fan,
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Flutter it oh so demurely, then your sure to bag your man.
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Georgian Make-Up Song
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| Horrible Histories |
