There's a gentleman who's not so gentle cuz he's too generous with his chit and his chat
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So lately we've been discussing a way to rid this disgusting example of ample gossip and gab
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All we hear is La La La...
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He's a gentleman who plays a caricature of a character he wishes he was
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So lately we've been ignoring all his stories as we smile and nod and let him simply do what he does
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So watch out
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And everybody's got the same story:
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We never wanted him here
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He showed up anyway
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He never would leave us alone
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We never wanted him here
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He showed up anyway
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But maybe that's ok
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Soon this gentleman was barking louder when his biting harder didn't earn him respect
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But lately we've been too proud to admit that we all might miss him just a bit now that he's packed up and left
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What did we do?
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And everybody's got the same story:
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We never wanted him here
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He showed up anyway
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He never would leave us alone
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We never wanted him here
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He showed up anyway
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But maybe that's ok
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We never wanted him here
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He showed up anyway
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He never would leave us alone
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We never wanted him here
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And now he's gone for good
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But maybe we've made a mistake
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Ladies And Gentlemen
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Hot Hot Heat |