You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail
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All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail
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I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
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But someone is sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees.
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Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine
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Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.
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Starsky and Hutch chimps, a chimp who's sitting on the can
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A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam.
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[CHORUS (x2):]
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Another postcard with chimpanzees
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And every one is addressed to me.
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If I had to guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks it's great
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He's sending me, maybe she's sending me just to see me get irate
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I'm losing sleep - and it's gonna be keeping me up all night
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I thought it was funny, but now I've got money on a monkey fight.
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Some chimps in hard hats, chimps a-working on a chain gang
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Some chimps who love cats, burning rubber in a Mustang
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A birthday-wishing chimp, a chimp in black like a goth
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A goin' fishin' chimp, a British chimp in the bath.
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[CHORUS (x2)]
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Somehow they followed me even though I packed and moved my home
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No matter what, they come and they come they won't leave me alone
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Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind
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But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find
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Some chimps in swimsuits
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Some chimps in Jackboots
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Some chimps in hard hats
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Some chimps who love cats
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I've got some shaved chimps; that's chimps devoid of any hair
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I've got depraved chimps dressed up in women's underwear.
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Another postcard with chimpanzees
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And every one is addressed to me.
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Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me.
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Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me.
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[CHORUS (x4)]
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Some chimps in swimsuits, Some chimps in Jackboots
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Some chimps in hard hats, Some chimps who love cats
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I've got some shaved chimps; that's chimps devoid of any hair
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I've got depraved chimps dressed up in women's underwear.
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Starsky and Hutch chimps, a chimp who's sitting on the can
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A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam.
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Some chimps in Mustangs, Some chimps in chain gangs
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I got a birthday wishin' chimp and I got the goin' fishin' chimp
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Another Postcard
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