[Violent J]
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If I was a Serial Killer
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They would find all my victim's heads
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In funky ass gas station toilets
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And if I was a Serial Killer
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I would be strange and deranged
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And I would never change
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If I was a Serial Killer
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I'd be known as the smoker
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Cause I'd cut off and smoke all they hair
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and if I was a Serial Killer
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I would sleep on broken glass and thumbtacks
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and I would smoke mad crack
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[Shaggy 2 Dope]
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First thing I would do is kill a couple hotties
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They'd always get some mustard up decapitated bodies
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Dumped on State police law just before dawn
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To let em know my ritual had begun
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I'd crack a 40 with the devil tell him dig me a hole
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cause I'm coming when I die until them I'm in control
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This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint
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but if I was I'd do my walls all blood red with blood paint
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This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint
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But if I was I'd never stop cause I know I can't
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[Violent J]
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If I was a Serial Killer
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I would drive a black van
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And I would ride around on college campus
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And if I was a Serial Killer
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I would walk among us and gain trust
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Until I needed that rush
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[Shaggy 2 Dope]
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I'd park outside these bitches homes and then drive away
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Then come back with my lights off this time I'm here to stay
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I'd wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremonies
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Then go back upstairs and microwave some macaronis
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You know what's all up in my trunk
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So don't ask me to pop it
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Once I get out to my cabin
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Then I'll finally unlock it
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This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not
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But if I was I'd snap a photo once they died on the spot
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This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not
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But if I was I'd know that I can't so I would never stop
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[Violent J]
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And I don't know myself anymore
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(and I don't know who I am anymore)
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And I don't know who to be anymore
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(and I don't know who I am anymore)
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And I don't know what to think anymore
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(and I don't know who I am anymore)
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Except that I am strange and deranged
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(and I don't know who I am anymore)
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And I will never change
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[chorus]
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I wanna hold up this hatchet
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Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down
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I wanna run with this hatchet
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We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same
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I wanna hold up this hatchet
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Fuck the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,
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The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain
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ICP with Mike E Clark again
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I wanna run with this hatchet
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(Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus
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Holding down the underground and you know this
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I wanna run with this hatchet
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You know this
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Chop it on down
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Chop it on down
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I wanna run with this hatchet
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I wanna run with this hatchet
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[chorus again]
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I wanna hold up this hatchet
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Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down
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I wanna run with this hatchet
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We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same
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I wanna hold up this hatchet
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Fuck the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,
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The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain
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ICP with Mike E Clark again
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I wanna run with this hatchet
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Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus
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Holding down the underground and you know this
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I wanna run with this hatchet
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You know this
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[Violent J]
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If I was a Serial Killer
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I would bury all my special projects
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underneath the garden in my grandmother's backyard
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And if I was a Serial Killer
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I would be strange and deranged
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And I would rock my hatchet chain
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If I Was A Serial Killer
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| ICP (Insane Clown Posse) |
