He's the latest superhero with powers so profound.
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He can leap a dotted line in just a single bound.
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I know you must have seen him in books and magazines.
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He's the quintessential mindless modern epicine.
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His life is meaningful because he gets things done.
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Bang bang he's dead, chalk up another triumph for our hero,
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The Automatic Man.
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It's true you must have met him, he's your best friend and your foe.
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His opinions are determined by the status quo.
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A true creature of habit, he smokes three packs a day.
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When he has an original thought, he forgets it right away.
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He's a paradigm of carefree living.
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He's our mentor, disturb him if you can.
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He's the answer if your peace of mind is lacking.
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He's our savior, he is the common man.
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So if you are troubled by the daily bump and grind,
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Then take a careful look around and brother you will find...
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The Automatic Man.
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Automatic Man
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