[A phrase - Spoken]
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If I was the Lone Ranger
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Hiding behind a mask
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Wouldn't be any danger
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To the questions I ask
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What ya say Pocahontas
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Trade in your feathers and beads
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For an electric blanket
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And a packet of cigs
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You bet
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That's what she said
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If I had me a needle
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For every bubble that popped
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Bind them all up like one
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You would hear that pin drop
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Like a gun shot
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Like a shot
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And if I was a world leader
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Would not mislead the world
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I would not miss anything
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Miss America knows
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That it's only a pageant
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That it's only a show
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Isn't even film in the camera
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These aren't even my clothes
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No no no no
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Miss America knows
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Ah ooh ooh
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You remember Houdini
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Who not a shackle could hold
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Carved a trap door into heaven
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To escape growin' old
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Guess he just couldn't hack it
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Bundled up for the cold
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Double-breasted straightjacket
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French handcuffs of gold
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No no no no
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He escaped growin' old
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The growing old
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Oh oh oh
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GRACE
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| Grant Lee Buffalo |
