Every time a hamburger looks into my eyes
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I forget all of my sadness and the Happy Meal prize
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Cuz I'm a starving motherfucker who wants much bigger thighs
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Get so horny when a onion ring gets fucked by a fry
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What can I do? I love you, I'd hump you, it's cool
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I just don't care what they say
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Know what I'll do, I love you, I'll hump you, it's cool
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And we'll be happy that way (BURGER BABY)
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I'm the kinda lady who will get down and spread
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Spray that shit all over me untill Carl Junior is dead
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Uh, the ketchup that is-just paint my space titties red
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And grab a condom so your condiments don't spill on the bed
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Weepin' like a bitch one night I just couldn't stand it
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Knocked up with a burger baby and I just hadn't planned it
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Called up Smokehouse for cash, they said, "We don't understand it!"
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I said "BURGER ABORTION I DON'T ASK IT I DEMAND IT!!!!"
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What can I do? Can't kill you, I love you, I do
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I'll just raise you as my son
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Know what I'll do, won't kill you, I love you, I do
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And you'll be my only one (BURGER BABY)
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Burger Baby
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| Gravy Train!!!! |
