You're on a wide open ocean
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No one around you for miles
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Your thinkin' of drinkin' on water
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While you're sailing the Nile
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No one to stop you on your way
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Flyin' by goes a stork
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You decide to bring your oars in now
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But accidently knock out the cork
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Row your boat to shore
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'Cause it is leaking and you're still drinking
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Unless you cork the hole
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You won't be sailing, you'll be sinking
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Not knowin' your sinkin'
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You take out a bottle of rum
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Swiggin' a drink to the bottom
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The bottle reads 'Van Monchinghum'
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Oars back into the water
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You think you'll sail on
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But you can't 'cause your boat contains
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Three and a half gallons
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Chorus:
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Row, row, row your boat
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Sail your ship to shore
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You're barely, barely, barely keeping afloat
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I hope that you won't drink no more
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Sinking
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| Gwen Stefani |
