Sorry 'bout your mama
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Sorry 'bout your paw
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Sorry 'bout the business
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With your brother-in-law
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Hard cheese about the money man
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Hard cheese about the stock
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Hard cheese about you bein'
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Up to your ears in hock
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Tough luck about your luggage tough luck about your socks
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Tough luck about the way
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That the other shoe drops
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Too bad about your girlfriend
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Too bad about your wife
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Too bad about the thing
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You call the rest of your life
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Chorus
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How'd you get this number man
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Who do you think you're talkin' to
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Who do you think you?e kiddin'
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What do you want me to do
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How? you get this number man
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Please don't make me laugh
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You know you oughta be on TV
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With a line like that
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I heard about the car wreck
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I heard about the fight
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I heard about the time
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You? in jail all night
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I know you don't like trouble
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I know you don't like to fight
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I know that you can argue
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With a fence post all night
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I heard about the lamp shade
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I heard you had it on your head
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I heard you told a joke and
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Knocked the whole room dead
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No kiddin' 'bout the cough syrup
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No kiddin' 'bout the junk
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No kiddin' 'bout you been
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In a deep blue funk
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Chorus
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How'd You Get This Number
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| Guy Clark |
