Laidback if she was summertime, chilled out if she was winter
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She moves me like the seasons, got 237 billion reasons
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to please her or tease her with kung fu tricks
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Without her chicks and her chaps we will never see the flicks
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So I¡¯m bitter for better or for worse she¡¯s my sugah
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She¡¯ll have no litters, no wetters and no nursin¡¯ and no boogahs
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She¡¯s a solo kind of girl with 1000 different guys
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I want to be the one but I¡¯m 999
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Why try to pursue her?
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I don¡¯t have the time to woo her
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And if I made her for my lady, that don¡¯t mean I would do her like Billy Milligan
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I got 23 different faces on this island I¡¯m Gilligan (and Ginger?)
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I chases, no traces left she walks away clean from my attempts
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In her brain, her mind, her soul my presence is exempt
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She tempts me with a call when a kiss is what I need
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She wants to wear a necklace but not the better beads
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If I was Chuck Norris, she¡¯d be Bruce Lee
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If I was karate, she¡¯d be Tai Chi
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If I was a nun chuck, she¡¯d be a Bo
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And if I was Liu Kang, she¡¯d be as cold as Sub Zero
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Coudja wouldja won¡¯tcha be my ninja
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You make me so hot ya best step back before I singe ya
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We fight more than we make up
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Will my logic ever wake up?
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Maybe love is a hobby I shouldn¡¯t¡¯ve ever taken up
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But once she spoke up, I choke up, and swing at the curveball she
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threw me n¡¯ spit out like gum before she even chewed me
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I get nervous and sweaty to see her smile
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How vile of me to think I own ¡®er
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Just cuz I was with ¡®er people asked me ¡°Didja bone ¡®er?¡±
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Can¡¯t phone her, can¡¯t touch her, can¡¯t see her, I¡¯m alone with my fears
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And who¡¯s she with?
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Am I the one she¡¯s always thinking of when she met another long hair?
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She was gone in the blink of a VCR clock
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With her it¡¯s always 12:00 a.m.
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And if she ditched me for a dork could I even try to slay them?
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No way, I¡¯m played out like a Sony Playstation
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My body¡¯s hard at work but my mind is on vacation
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So right now I¡¯m as weak as the shrimp in the sea
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I rewrote my lyrics so that I could sing this stupid part
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Ninja Gil kicks hearts for free
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Trying not to get sucked in by a sweet smell,
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just in case you don¡¯t like the taste
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But I can¡¯t deny it, I¡¯m a sucker for a pretty face...
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Why¡¯d you have to go kick me?
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I said Ninja Gil rips heart for...
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What¡¯s up with the Ninja Gil?
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Ninja Goon
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Gruvis Malt |