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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
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Never make a pretty woman your wife.
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So from my personal point of view,
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Get an ugly girl to marry you.
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A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
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And very often causes his downfall.
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As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
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To do the things that will break his heart.
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But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
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You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
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An ugly woman cooks meals all the time,
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She'll always give you peace of mind.
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Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
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Go ahead and marry anyway.
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Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match.
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Take it from me, she's a better catch.
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[Chorus]
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Say, man?
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Hey baby!
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I saw your wife the other day.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, and she's sure is ugly. Ha!
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Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
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Yeah, alright.
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Unfortunately, she has acne.
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That's a shame, baby.
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Yeah, baby.
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[Chorus x3]
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Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You
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| Harry Belafonte |
