Well I ain't been home for so doggone long I almost forgot where I come from
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Ain't got no money but I still ain't a bum I'm almost nearly but not quite plumb
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A back last summer down by the sea I seen a pretty girl in ---
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I snapped my fingers said son of a gun she's almost nearly but not quite plumb
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Some people wonder how I live sometimes I pick sometimes I give
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People say I'm a bum I'm almost nearly but not quite plumb
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I met a pretty girl up in Chicago she said honey baby I love you so
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She begged me to stay and not act like a bum
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I've been almost nearly but not quite plumb
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Friends ask me why I don't take a wife settle down to a married life
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They say it's good as most and it's better than some
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I say I'm almost nearly but not quite plumb
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Some people wonder how I live...
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Just the other night out in Tucson I had a little date with a great big blonde
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I took her home she said didn't we have fun hmm almost nearly but not quite plumb
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When it's time for the final date with old Saint Pete's at the pearly gate
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He'll say I hope you're ready for your time's come
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I'll say I'm almost nearly but not quite plumb
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Some people wonder how I live...
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Almost Nearly But Not Quite Plumb
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| Hank Williams, Jr. |