Everybody loves a nut
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The whole world loves a weirdo
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Brain's are in a rut
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But, everybody loves a nut
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There was a hermit named Fred
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Who kept a dead horse in his cave
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And everyone said to Fred
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"Fred, how come you keep a dead horse in your cave?"
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And he said
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"Wellˇ¦"
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Everybody loves a nut
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The whole world loves a weirdo
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Brain's are in a rut
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But, everybody loves a nut
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A Columbia man named Frank
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Had a tiger named Hank
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He tried to put Hank in his tank
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Guess what happened to old Frank?
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When they picked up his teeth, hair and eyeballs
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Erected a tombstone that read:
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Everybody loves a nut
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The whole world loves a weirdo
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Brain's are in a rut
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But, everybody loves a nut
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Another Columbia fella
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Told Queen Isabella
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I don't think the world is flat
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Now what do you think about that?
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And she said "You don't?"
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And he said "No mamme"
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And she said "You get outta my Queendom"
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And he said "Yes mamme"
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Everybody loves a nut
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The whole world loves a weirdo
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Brain's are in a rut
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But, everybody loves a nut
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Everybody loves a nut
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The whole world loves a weirdo
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Brain's are in a rut
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But, everybody loves a nut
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Everybody Loves A Nut
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| Johnny Cash |
