I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan
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I work out in the heat and the cold
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Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf
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'Stead of just another sheep in the fold
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I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar
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And cry about a luxury tax
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They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht
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I'd like to have a problem like that
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Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that
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Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac
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Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back
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I'd like to have a problem like that
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I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.
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He looked like a tall Tom Cruise
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He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy
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They're burning both ends of his fuse
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He says he's suffocating, he needs a vacation
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From all the kissing and hugging, the sweet talk and loving
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I'd like to have a problem like that
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Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that
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Be a one-man woman juggling act
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How many can you keep in the air before you lose track
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I'd like to have a problem like that
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I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin
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I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in
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Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life
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And how much can I get for the movie rights
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Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that
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Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack
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Should I drag 'em through court
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Or tell 'em to kiss my fax
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I'd like to have a problem like that
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Give me those problems
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I think that I could solve 'em
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I'd like to have a problem like that
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I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That
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| Joe Diffie |
