One day while, cruisin' round, i bumped into this fat-ass kid.
|
He reacted, quite uptight, so i doofered him laxative.
|
"Your're dead meat to be" he poetically said.
|
So I crawled on my bike, hit my peddles and fled.
|
|
"You can run but you can't hide he said and I thaught he had a point,
|
so I want right back and stood up to this moronic goon from hell.
|
|
But boy was I wrong , oh so wrong...
|
This bully sure kicked my butt...
|
Short and sweet, but so hard...
|
He bashed me right off my feet.
|
|
No ninja turtles appeard at the scene
|
The result was the most pathetic fight ever seen !
|
|
If you can't run and you can't hide you might as well prepare to die
|
Cause if they label you a wuss and you know the reason why...
|
You're not aware of kung fu or any martial arts at all,
|
And you're mommy feeds you Tofu so forever you'll stay small...
|
|
I'm not a happy camper not today cause i'm in pain,
|
Now I realise what I did back there was insane!
|
|
-----------------
|
Kung-Fu vs To-Fu
|
| Janez Detd |
