Some static started in the pool hall
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Hit a motherfucker's face with the cue ball
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Then I met this girl she tried to gank me
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So I smacked her in the booty with M.C. Plank Bee
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Me and my crew out breaking windows
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The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
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Possession is half the law
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I had my routines before all y'all
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Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
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You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
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I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
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Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
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Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
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Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
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You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
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See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that
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I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
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I don't buy cheeba I grow it Marijuana
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People always trying to get next to me
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I had a beautiful experience on Ecstasy
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Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
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Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser
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Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush
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Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush
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You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror
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My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her
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You can't deny me you always want to try me
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You're just gonna get your ass kicked
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Homeboy throw in the towel
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Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
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The Godfather of Soul is in the belly of the beast
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For smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast
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All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters
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Sitting in the White House pulling their peters
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Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street
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The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat
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Like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'
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Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'
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Space cake cookies I discover who I am
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I'm a dusted old bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man
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Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains
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Said good-bye to my girl my lawyers and accountants
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My mind is kinda rhymin and I think I oughta think
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So I'm rockin all the rhymes and I'll have another drink
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So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning
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I feel like it is always the beginning
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Of another rhyme I'm rapping M.C.'ing I rock
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You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped
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Car Thief
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| Beastie Boys |
