[Ben Stiller talking:]
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Okay, well hang on a second.
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No, I think I'm lost.
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I'm in Hawaii.
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Yeah, no, I'm shooting that Jack Johnson video.
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Jack Johnson...
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Hold on a second there's something beeping.
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Okay...
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Didn't we say we were supposed to get an SUV?
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Like a luxury SUV?
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Okay, cause this is not a luxury...
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This is like a gardeners' truck or something.
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Whoa! Ohh! Hang on a second... I... wait a minute, I got to go.
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[Spoken:]
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[Ben Stiller:] Hey! What did I hit?
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[Jack Johnson:] How's it goin' man? Uh, you got the chicken there.
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[Ben Stiller:] Ohh shit! I am sorry, I just was... I was on the phone. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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[Jack Johnson:] There's alot of them around here.
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[Ben Stiller:] Yeah... of course. By the way I'm Ben. Hi. How's it goin' man?
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[Jack Johnson:] Hey, hello I'm Jack.
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[Ben Stiller:] I'm so excited about doin' the video. Yeah, let's go do it.
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[Jack Johnson:] Do you like to dance?
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[Ben Stiller:] A little I can move a little.
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[Jack Johnson:] Yeah?
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[Ben Stiller:] Yeah.
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[Music Begins:]
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[Ben Stiller singing:]
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They say Taylor was a good girl
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Never one to be late
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Complain express ideas in her brain.
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Workin' on the night shift,
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Passin' out the tickets
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Your gonna have to pay her if you want to park here.
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Well mommy's little dancer's quite a little secret
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Workin' on the streets now, never gonna keep it.
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It's quite an imposition
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& now she's only wishin'
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That she would have listened
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To the words they say
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Poor Taylor.
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She just wanders around
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Unaffected by
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The winter winds yeah
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She'll pretend that
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Well She's somewhere else
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So far & clear
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About 2,000 miles
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From here.
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[Music Stops:]
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[Spoken:]
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[Ben Stiller:] See what I'm sayin'? Jack, like that.
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Just like you know, cause the log is great.
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But I think we should get off the log & try it, come on!
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Alright, so let's go from Peter Piper, okay?
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[Jack Johnson:] Uh, okay.
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[Ben Stiller:] & can you play back.
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[Music Resumes:]
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[Jack Johnson singing:] Peter Patrick pitter patters on...
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[Music Stops:]
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[Spoken:]
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[Ben Stiller:] Okay cut, cut sorry. I just had an idea. That part Peter Piper "Peter Piper picks..." what is it?
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[Jack Johnson:] Peter Patrick pitter patters.
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[Ben Stiller:] Peter Patrick pitter patters? Yeah I love that. That would be great if you can do like you know, like actually be pitter pattering at the window? You know what I mean? Like become... He's the character in the song so it's motivated. You know what I mean? Like have fun with it.
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[Jack Johnson:] Oh, yeah, I got you.
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[Ben Stiller:] Like being the character.
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[Jack Johnson:] I know what you mean.
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[Ben Stiller:] Okay. Cue play back! Let's go!
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[Music Resumes:]
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[Jack Johnson singing:]
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Peter Patrick pitter patters on the window
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And Sunny's silhouette won't let him in.
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Poor old Pete's got nothin' cause he's been fallin'
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But Somehow Sunny knows
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Just where he's been.
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He thinks that singin' on Sunday's gonna save his soul
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But now that Saturday's gone.
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Well sometimes he thinks that he's on his way,
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But I can see
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That his brake lights are on.
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He just wanders around
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Unaffected by,
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The winter winds yeah
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& he'll pretend that
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Well He's somewhere else
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So far & clear
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About 2,000 miles
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From here.
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Such a tough enchilada filled up with nada,
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Givin' what you gotta give to get a dollar bill.
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Used to be a limber chick n'
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Time's a been a tickin'
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Now she's finger lickin' to the man,
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With the money in his pocket
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Flyin' in his rocket
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Only stoppin' by on his way to a better world.
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If Taylor finds a better world
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Taylor's gonna run away.
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[Spoken:]
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[Ben Stiller:] Jack!
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[Both singing guitar tune:]
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[Jack Johnson:] What do you think?
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[Ben Stiller:] I think it's good. Like when you want enchilada & it's filled up with nada. That's the time when you can really be upset cause your hungry.
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Taylor (Video Version)
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| Jack Johnson |
