I left my keys on the dreser when she left me
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I knew I wouldn't need them tonight
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I called the boys to come pick me up
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And left my truck sitting there in the drive
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Well, I'll be here 'til closing time
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Trying to drink her off my mind
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Chorus
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I've had a long neck, a Long Island Tea
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A few fuzzy navels and "sex on the beach"
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Some straight up, some on the rocks
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I'll probably eat the worm before I stop
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I ain't the driver, I aint the thinker
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Tonight I'm the desgnated drinker
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Well, there's always one in every honky-tonk
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Who has a lot of pain to ease
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So, I wont be hard for the boys to find
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Whenever its times to leave
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Well, I'll be down at the end of the bar
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Standing on my own two knees
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Chorus 2X
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I aint the driver
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I aint the thinker
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Tonight I'm the designated drinker
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I aint the driver
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I aint the thinker
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Tonight I'm the designated drinker
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Designated Drinker
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| Jeff Bates |
