I guess it all started, the day my brand new car wouldn¡¯t
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So I took it to this dealer Recommended as a good¡¯un
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He told me four hundred bucks would fix it
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So I asked about the guarantee
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He just smiled and he told me
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Slim that ran out last week
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(chorus)
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I been taken again , I¡¯ve been taken again
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Its like playing the blues
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If your snoozing you lose
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You¡¯ll be taken again
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I drove to this bar, outside of Colorado Springs
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Gonna drink a case of cold Coors
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Hear old Merle Haggard sing
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They had this antlered rabbit on the wall
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Spiked horns and ears a foot tall
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The bartender told me it was a Colorado jack lope
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(chorus)
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Well later I took home, This old nymphomaniac
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But I could not get her to lie upon her back
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She told me something in my eyes had made her realize
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That she could never do that lustful thing with me
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(chorus)
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Now people buy the records, think we¡¯re working so hard
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We¡¯re out in the studios, and its five o¡¯clock
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They¡¯re hanging on every word, waiting on the very next verse
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Think things are getting better from here
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But I think they¡¯re getting worse
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(chorus)
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Thank god you don¡¯t have to hear, the take after this
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The Continuing Saga of the Classic Bummer...
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| Jerry Jeff Walker |