Come on out here, Rhonda
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Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade
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She worked the night shift
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Dishwater blonde, tall and fine
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She made a lot of tips, oh yessir
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Earlier I'd been talkin' stuff N a violent room
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Fightin' with lover's past
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I needed some1 with a quicker wit than mine
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Dorothy was fast, yeah yeah
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I ordered - "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail I ain't 2 hungry"
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Dorothy laughed
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She said - "U Sound like a real man 2 me,
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U're kinda cute, U wanna take a bath?"
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Do U wanna, bath?
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And, I said - "Cool, but I'm leavin' my pants on
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(wat u say??)
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cause I'm Kinda goin' with someone"
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She said- "Sounds like a real man 2 me
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Mind if I turn on the radio?" G!
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"Ah, my favorite song," she said
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And it was Joni singing, ("Help me, I think I'm falling")
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(bbbbbbbrrring)
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The phone rang and she said
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"Whoever's calling can't B as cute as U"
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Right then and there I knew I was through but
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Dorothy Parker was cool
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My pants were wet they came off
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but she couldn't see the movie cause she
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hadn't read the book first
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Instead she pretended she was blind
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an afflection brought on by a witches curse
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Dorothy made me laugh
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(ha ha haha)
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I felt much better so I went back to the violent room
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(Tell us what U did)
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Let me tell u what I did
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I took another bubble bath wit my pants on
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all the fightin stopped
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next time I'll do it sooner
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this is the ballad of Dorothy Parker
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Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker {x2}
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{audience repeats till end}
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Dorothy Parker
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| Prince |
