The other day I went to the store to get a gallon of milk,
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but then I found out that they only had
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One percent, but not two percent.
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One percent, but not two percent.
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One percent, but not two percent.
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One percent, but not two percent!
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I want two percent, I got one percent.
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I still got it on sale, I saved, 39 cents.
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Attention shoppers, don't forget about our buy one, get one free special on hot pockets and 12 packs of Mr. Pibb.
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Ahh! I've got to get to aisle 5 right now, because Mr. Pibb and hot pockets are buy one get one free.
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Out of the way, old lady! Out of the way, I'm shopping.
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"Ooh, look at the price on pickles!"
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Out of the way, you people. Out of the way, everybody!
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I've got to get bread, eggs, grapes, oltec, TP, salt, toothpaste, deodorant, chips, pees, corn, cheese, porn?
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Spaghettios, salt, cups, sprite, bleach, yogurt, Oreos, Jaeger, cheerios, what am I forgetting?
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What am I forgetting? What am I forgetting?!? Oh yeah, beer.
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Grocery Escape Plan
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