I know what you're thinking
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You're thinking, "This is a song"
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Well I guess I'll just have to show you
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Exactly where you are WRONG!
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Why aren't you hearing the cheese?
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Why aren't you feeling the ham?
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If you don't listen you'll miss it
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You don't understand
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I will explain it all once
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I can explain it all twice
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To make it clear to your brain
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Until you've taken a bite
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It couldn't be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaver
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It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't make you wait
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It couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't very crunchy
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It couldn't be an Olsen 'cause it isn't Mary-Kate
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It can't be Dirty Dancing 'cause it doesn't make you vomit
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It couldn't be an iron 'cause it doesn't burn your face
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It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't freakin' awesome
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It couldn't be a keyboard 'cause it doesn't have a space... BAR!
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(Be-cause)
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This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
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What would make you think otherwise?
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This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
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Now no more of your vile filthy lies
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(This is a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!
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(Uh... But, it's a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!
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So what are you thinking?
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Still think this is a song?
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Do you require more proof?
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Do you enjoy being wrong?
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Why aren't you hearing the meat?
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Why aren't you feeling the bread?
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If you don't listen, you'll miss it
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You're making me sad
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I will explain it all once
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I can explain it all twice
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And then again and again
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Until you've taken a bite!
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It couldn't be a chick 'cause it doesn't want to marry
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It can't be Windows Vista 'cause it doesn't suck enough
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It couldn't be a boob 'cause it isn't very squishy
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It couldn't be a beer 'cause it isn't good and stuff
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It couldn't be a tub 'cause it doesn't have a ducky
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It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it doesn't have a joint
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It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Easter Bunny
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It couldn't be a song 'cause it doesn't have a point
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(Be-cause!)
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This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
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What would make you think otherwise?
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This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
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It's really just a hoagie in disguise
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(I'm pretty sure this is a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!
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(... Sooong!) SANDWICH!
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(SONG!) SANDWICH!
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(Jesus, dude, what is wrong with you?) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!
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Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives
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Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salami
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Noodles, pizza, tires, CROWBARS!!!
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You bought (or stole!)
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This dumb CD
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Now you are suffering
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Driving home, working out
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Or at your job
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At your house, or wherever
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On your iPod
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This Is Not A Song, It's A Sandwich
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Psychostick |