Mr. Brady in a martial spat killed Mrs. Brady with a baseball bat
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now in prison his debt will be paid he left six kids with
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a drug addicted maid, Alice shoots smack every day of the week,
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the kids went wild and they turned into freaks
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one day they cooked tiger up for lunch, thats what happened to the Brady Bunch
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They didn't just go into sindication
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they practiced all sorts of deviation
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the Brady Bunch Gregs in the big house for sellin' coke, every night he
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gets his corn hole poked, Marsha's livin' way down in Mexico
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she makes her living in a donkey show, Pete found a job
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as a side show geek, bites the heads off of chickens
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while they squak and sqeek, Jan found her self, now
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shes a dyke shes got tatooz leather boots and a
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motor bike
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Bobby was a minister on television
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now he's facing life in prison, molested little kids and he
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fucked a goat, stole a million dollars and sailed away on
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a boat, Cindy ended up bein' my bitch shes out on the street
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corner maken me rich, evernight I stick my dick in her
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face and tie her little blonde big tails around my waist
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[Chorus]
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Brady Bunch
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