[Shaggy:]
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I was skipping down the block when I heard some moaning
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It was Dorothy she said she need some loving
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Who the fuck was I to say no?
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I took her to the crib, popped in that one movie Ghost
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And it was on, my clothes got to pealing
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It was sexual healing, but with no feeling
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I was sticking my dick into thin air
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And right when I busted, Dorothy disappeared
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[Monoxide:]
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When I met her it was January, middle of winter
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I was alone up in my attic where nobody could hear her
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It was just a cold gust of wind, I felt somebody pass through me
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When I opened up my eyes, my only love appeared to me
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Long hair, and she was bald in spots
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And her skin was just as soft as a parking lot
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And it was love at first sight
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I'd never seen her again
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And to this day I'm in my attic waiting on my girlfriend
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[Chorus:]
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Baby, I'm dead but I need you
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I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you
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(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love
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Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.
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(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love
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Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.
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[Violent J:]
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I started blowing her up with sİance after sİance
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It's my turn, Violent J, to get in them pants
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We went for ice cream but we almost got arrested
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"Look he's got a dead body and he's over there molesting it"
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I had to throw her in the trunk and take her to the crib
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Cause mother fuckers always trippin, they need their money shit
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We made love, rigor mortis set and my dick got stuck
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But we didn't give a fuck
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Hold me forever tight Dorothy
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[ABK:]
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I once met this chick, I believe her name was Dorothy
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She had a banging body but her skin was kind of corpsey
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I took her on a blind date, except this bitch was dead
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I met her through my homie, guess he found her in his basement
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I really didn't mind cause at the time I' kind of lonely
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Even though she's dead, I only need someone to hold me
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Was it a wise choice? Only time will tell.
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But I had to fuckin leave cause she was deader then a doornail.
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[Chorus:]
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Baby, I'm dead but I need you
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I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you
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(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love
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Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.
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(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love
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Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.
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[Madrox:]
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She was looking like a ?? but she was a little hotter
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Then the average homeless bitch with the holes in the sweatshirt
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Showing off a nipple ring scars and all
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But the party don't stop until she loses her bra
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Panties are next to come, Oh Double F
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But her sugar ain't as tight as that hole in her neck
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She don't need respect, she just needs some dick
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And me and the Lotus steady in and out of that ghastly shit.
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[Blaze:]
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We hooked up at a block party
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That's the point where I remember
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Sneaking into her house to smoke a couple joints
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I smoked my light in there
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She was hanging by surprise
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With her fuck me boots, giving me the fuck me eyes
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I took the ropes off, and bent her right over the washer
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I took a little time cause body parts kept falling of her
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I banged her fuckin neden until her head fell off
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Picked it right back up so I could bust in her mouth.
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[Chorus:]
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Baby, I'm dead but I need you
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I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you
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(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love
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Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.
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(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love
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Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.
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Baby, I'm dead but I need you
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I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you
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Baby
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Baby
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Doornail Dorothy
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| Dark Lotus |
