What can you do to amuse me
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Now that there's nothing to do
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The TV set's busted and can't get a picture
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The radio plays nothing but news
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Why don't you tickle me
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Gee whiz won't that be fine
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What a great idea
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What a perfect way to kill some time
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Can't stop to think 'cause if we do we'll lose our mind
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Why don't you tickle me
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Don't we have fun every minute
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Oh what a gay life we lead
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One chocolate milkshake with two straws stuck in it
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What else does anyone need
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Why don't you tickle me
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There's nothing else to do
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You won't have to talk to me
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And I won't have to talk to you
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When we're done I'll think of something else to do
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Why don't you tickle me
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Tickle Me
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| Randy Newman |
