Well I knew I had to have her so I sent off in the mail
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I saw her picture in that magazine
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And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew up
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The prettiest plastic girl you'd ever seen
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I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind
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Figured that I'd keep her around
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Her plug kept her inflated and when I had it in
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But when I pulled it out she'd go down
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She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, nothin's missin'
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Yeah she never had a headache, she ain't got bad breath when we're kissin'
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Yeah she's there when you need her, she's more than just a friend
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And her skin is as smooth as a pearl
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She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl
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Well I didn't tell nobody except my best friend Earl
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You can't trust just anyone you see
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When I'd come home late at night all tired from makin' pizzas
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Wendy, she'd be waitin' there for me
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One night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mind
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And it broke my heart in two when I walked in
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And I found the one I'd always thought would always be just mine
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Layin' there with Earl my best friend
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[Chorus]
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I never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheatin' kind
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I never figured Earl would let me down
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But you don't know what can happen in these modern mixed up times
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Cause there's a lot of wierdos runnin' round
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Blow Up Plastic Girl
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| Randy Rogers Band |
