Take off your mink coat, take off your muff
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Get on the table and show us your stuff
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Right here next to me
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I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin'
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A gin in my hand and your pretty little muffin
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Right here next to me
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Just don't feed me with no tube
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Or change my dirty diaper
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If I'm back at mommy's boob
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Call in the frickin' snipers
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And just shoot me, baby
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Stuff me in the cracks, Stuff me
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In the toilet, sweetie, put me in the trash
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But be next to me
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Send me to my room, hold me down
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And spank me, use the wooden spoon
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But be next to me
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Just don't feed me with no tube
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Or change my dirty diaper
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If I'm back at Mommy's boob
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Call in the frickin' snipers
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And just shoot me, baby
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Dip me in the river
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You'll never wash my dirt away
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Rip out my liver, baby
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But be next to me
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Just Shoot Me, Baby
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