Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man
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He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm
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Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle
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But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent
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He would not be caught sittin' around in no
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Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing
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[Chorus:]
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Superman never made any money
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For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
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And sometimes I despair the world will never see
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Another man like him
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Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job
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Even though he could have smashed through any bank
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In the United States, he had the strength, but he would not
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Folks said his family were all dead
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Their planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself
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To carry on, forget Krypton, and keep going
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Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes
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But he could hardly string together four words: "I Tarzan, You Jane."
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Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes
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I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back
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On man, join Tarzan in the forest
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But he stayed in the city, and kept on changing clothes
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In dirty old phonebooths till his work was through
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And nothing to do but go on home
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Superman's Song
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