Have you ever seen an idealist
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With grey hairs on his head
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Or successful men who keep in touch
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With unsuccessful friends?
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You only think you do
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I could have sworn I saw it too
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But as it turns out,
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It was just a clever ad for cigarettes
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Cause if it isn't making dollars
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Then it isn't making sense
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If you aren't moving units
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Then you're not worth the expense
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If you really want to make it
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You had best remember this
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If it isn't penetration
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Then it isn't worth a kiss
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We're so sorry, sir,
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But you did not quite make the cut this time,
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and we'd appriciate it if you'd cleared
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your stuff on out by five
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Don't take it personal
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Everyone knows you did your best
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If it makes it easier,
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you should look at things from our perspective
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Cause if it isn't making dollars
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Then it isn't making sense
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If you aren't moving units
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Then you're not worth the expense
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If you really want to make it
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You had best remember this
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If it isn't penetration
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Then it isn't worth a kiss
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Penetration
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| Pedro The Lion |
