What makes you think
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That it wont grow back
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In a day or two
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Husbands in Winter, they know the truth
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But what can they do
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I don’t like girls the way they are
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So shave their legs and make them look like movie stars
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Then we can pretend it’s natural
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Put on whatever makes you attractive
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If it’s not you then do it for the sake of fashion
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If friends like a certain you, that’s who you’ve got to be
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Junior high legs, blond hair gone brown, from removing it
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Waxing since thirteen, wisdom from a beauty queen
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Her tiara digging deep in her head
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Put on whatever makes you attractive
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If it’s not you then do it for the sake of fashion
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If friends like a certain you, that’s who you’ve got to be
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That’s who you’ve got to be
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I’m staring to think that I’m kind of shy
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Or at least I’d like to be
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Winter legs give me heart attacks
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So take it of with laser so it never comes back
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Then we can pretend it’s natural
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Beauty Queens
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| Pedro The Lion |
