She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
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She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year.
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She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
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She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer, again, this year.
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Ever since her grandma got run over by a reindeer,
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She's been running low on Christmas cheer.
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With a bottle in her hands and with her legs around a man,
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Is how she's probably spending Christmas this year.
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And now it's jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby,
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In these cold winter nights that could drive a girl crazy.
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'Tis the season again, but she's been giving it all away.
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She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
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She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year.
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She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
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She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer, again, this year.
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There's no shopping, just bar hopping.
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It's her reason for the season.
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She's been stalking Santa Clause from the mall.
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She's got a plan for every man.
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She wants them all to understand that she won't stop until she confronts them all.
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Well was there mistletoe? (Hell no!)
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Blame it on the alcohol.
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Hit the lights. (Let's go!)
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Now it's time to deck the halls.
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It's Christmas time, there's magic in the air.
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But she don't care!
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And now it's jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby,
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In these cold winter nights that could drive a girl crazy.
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'Tis the season again, but she's been giving it all way.
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She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
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She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year.
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She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
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She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer.
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She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas. (She's a hoe-oh-oh)
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She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year. (She's a hoe-oh-oh)
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She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
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She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer, again, this year.
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She says, "It's cold outside, but it's warm in the bed.
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And why go sleigh riding when I can ride instead?"
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I bet the eggnog's going to her head, for sure. (She tipsy!) (Fo sho, fo sho)
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Shimmy on the rooftop, Old Saint Nick.
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Dirty pictures in the bedroom, click, click click.
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No, I don't think that's what mistletoe is for. (Nuh-uh, Nuh-uh)
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She looks up to Santa with eyes so bright and she says, "Won't you ride my sleigh tonight?"
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'Cause she's a hoe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
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She's a hoe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
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Jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby,
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In these cold winter nights that could drive a girl crazy.
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'Tis the season again, but she's been giving it all away.
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She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
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She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year.
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She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
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She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer.
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She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas. (She's a hoe-oh-oh)
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She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year. (She's a hoe-oh-oh)
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She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
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She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer, again, this year.
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She's A Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
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