The other day
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I got in a fight
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In involved me and my foot in my mouth
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And my wife
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Then I got to thinking
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Wouldn't it be grand
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If with every word I said
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My wish was the world's command
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I'd be the king
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I'd be the top
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I'd give myself a raise
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Throw my own parade
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Number one, the chief, the boss
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I'd be the king
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No honey-do list
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I'd make all the rules (I'd rule)
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Whatever I say is the way that it goes
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That'd be cool
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And I'd go fishing
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Or maybe watch sports on TV
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And folks would carry me around
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And I'd get to wear a crown
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And I'd never spend a day on my feet
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Chorus-solo-rpt chorus
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I'd be living large
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I'd be in charge
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& the world would bow to me
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I'd be the king
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It happened again
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I got in a fight
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In involved me and my foot in my mouth
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And my wife
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The King
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| Paul Brandt |
