She walks around in her robe
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To hide her bag of shit
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Colostomy bag, reeks of crud
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Embedded in her hip
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Screaming at the bitch
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She took my parking spot
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I caught a whif of colostomy
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And took off bown the block
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Almost one month later
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I saw her in the park
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Perfect time for revenge
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It was after dark
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Hiding in the bushes
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As she's walking by
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Jumping out on the path
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I piss into her eye
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Blinded with urea
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Stupid smelly bag
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I took my hands with all my might
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And squeezed her colostomy bag
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She spun around about ten times
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Until she heaved up brown
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Leaving her all embarrassed
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In a putrib mound
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Colostomy Grab-Bag
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| OLD (O.L.D.) |