To no schoolproms I never go
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I always bring my dates
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To the horrorpicture-show
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I lean over try to kiss her lips
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She says no, go buy me some crispies
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I'm a monster movie fan
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In the backrow of the theater
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Sitting side by side
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I'm a horrorpicture freak
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Yeah, She'll be mine oh mine
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When they turn out the lights
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Dracula & Frankenstein appears on the screen
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Together with the meanest creatures you'll ever see
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Gently I put my hand on her lap
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She leaves me with a broken nose
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From a solid planted slab
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I'm a monster movie fan
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In the backrow of the theater
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Sitting side by side
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I'm a horrorpicture freak
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Well, She'll be mine oh mine
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When they turn out the lights
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Cause I'm a monster movie fan
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In the backrow of the theater
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Sitting side by side
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I'm a horrorpicture freak
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Yeah, She'll be mine oh mine
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When they turn out the lights
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The same thing happens to me every time
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Just trying to be nice to them, is that a crime
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Another date, another week, man oh man
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I just can't help it, I'm a monster movie fan
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I'm a monster movie fan
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In the backrow of the theater
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Sitting side by side
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I'm a horrorpicture freak
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Yeah, She'll be mine oh mine
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When they turn out the lights
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Monster Movie Fan
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| Nekromantix |