B, for bad I'm obnoxious, as in, a sexist creep
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E, for egomaniac, when I feel tired and just want to sleep
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A, for airhead
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S, for the sucker, you wish, you never had been born
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T, stands for terrible, when I'm watching football or downloading porn
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BEAST!
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Blame god, he is the creator
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Leave me alone stop being such a drag,
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Play game now, don't being a hater
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Nag, nag, nag, nag
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Please tell me why oh why
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You call me a beast when I'm just being a guy,
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I'm doing the best I can,
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Yet you call me a beast when I'm just being a man
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B, for Brat I'm pestiferous when I'm teasing and annoying as hell
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E, for evil and malodorous, as a pig, when my feet smell,
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A, for awful,
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S, for sleezebag, when we don't agree
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T, stands for tripping out,
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Just because I forgot our anniversary
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BEAST!
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Blame god, he is the creator
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Leave me alone stop being such a drag,
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Play game now, don't being a hater
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Nag, nag, nag, nag
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Please tell me why oh why
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You call me a beast when I'm just being a guy,
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I'm doing the best I can,
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Yet you call me a beast when I'm just being a man
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B, for bully I'm tedious, I'm never romantic enough
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E, for enamored and tenacious, and pretending to be oh so tough
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A, for asshole
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S, for Slacker, when I forget it's my turn to clean,
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T, stands for tosser, when I'm acting like a stupid teen
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BEAST!
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Blame god, he is the creator
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Leave me alone stop being such a drag,
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Play game now, don't being a hater
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Nag, nag, nag, nag
|
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Please tell me why oh why
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You call me a beast when I'm just being a guy,
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I'm doing the best I can,
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Yet you call me a beast when I'm just being a man
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B.E.A.S.T.
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| Nekromantix |