It's Hard To Make It When You're Straight
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Its hard to make it when you're straight,
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It gets better,much better,
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The more you deviate!
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If you're remotely regal,
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Its absolutely legal!
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You can blame it on your mother,
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If you want to love a brother.
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Just find a special friend,
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And you'll get lucky in the end!
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For its hard to make it when you're straight!
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Its hard! (So very hard)
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Its hard! (So very hard)
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Its hard to make it when you're straight,
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When there's nothing in your closet you want to liberate!
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If your instincts as a pansy are only transient,
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You can talk about it freely,without embarassment,
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But if the ring upon your finger is the only thing that's bent......
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Then its hard to make it when you're straight!
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Its hard to....
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It's Hard To Make It When You're Straight
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| Neil Innes |
