One Thing On Your Mind
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Well her clothes left nothin' to the imagination One Thang
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Everything was in the right places; she was pure temptation
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I watched the way she fingered the stem of her champagne glass
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And with her long lashed eyes and ruby lips, I knew she was high class
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And all the while her hair hung down to her gownless evening strap
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And I said "Haven't we met someplace before honey?"
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And she said "Cut the crap."
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You men are all alike,
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you've got just one thing on your mind
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One thing on your mind
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one thing on your mind
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You men are all the same
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you've got just one thing on your mind
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One thing on your mind!
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Well I was somewhat taken by surprise and even lost for a word
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I started up a conversation;
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I was not about to be deterred!
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I talked about the third world crisis and the state of the economy
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I touched on God and religion, human rights and equality
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And I said when it came to women's liberation, every sister had a brother
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And then I asked her if she fancied some of this cheese
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Or a bit of the other
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She said you men are all alike, you've got just one thing on your mind
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One thing on your mind, one thing on your mind
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You men are all the same you've got just one thing on your mind
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One thing on your mind!
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One Thang
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Well the linesman's flag was up
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and the referee's whistle blown
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He pointed to the spot without hesitation
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and we were on our own
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And to cut the long story short
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we got together and we named a day
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We bought a house near the top of the league
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with a garden where the kids can play
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And at night when they're tucked up real safe in bed
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she comes up real close to me
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And I say "Not just now honey,
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There's football on tv."
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You men are all alike, you've got just one thing on your mind
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One thing on your mind, one thing on your mind
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You men are all the same, you've got just one thing on your mind
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One thing on your...
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One Thing On Your Mind
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| Neil Innes |
