Excuse me, I'd like to make a hit record.
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Certainly, sir. Did you bring any old records with you?
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Well, no, why?
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Well you see we can't possibly make any new records
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unless we've got some old ones to melt down.
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Good heavens, bad as that is it?
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'fraid so, sir.
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Take good care of my BAY-beeee..!.
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What was that?
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Oh, take no notice. That was just a bit of an old record
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that was used to make this one.
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Good grief!
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I got the recycled vinyl blues
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I got Tchaikovsky and the blue suede shoes
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Jumpin' in the same spiral groove
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I got the recycled vinyl blues
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas...
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One day as I was walking along
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I had a great idea; I thought I'd write a hit song!
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Make a little money from a happy tune
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Carolina Moon...
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And there it goes again, it makes me want to cry
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The recycled vinyl just won't die!
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She wears red feathers and a huly-huly skirt!
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I got the recycled vinyl blues
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I got Tchaikovsky and the blue suede shoes
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Jumpin in the same old groove
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I got the recycled vinyl blues
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(I'm only halfway to paradise!)
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Some people dig the good life
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Some dig the latest sound
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Some people just dig up the world
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there's money underground
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They dig out all the copper, uranium and zinc
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But I could really dig it if they only stop to think
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Now everybody knows you have to put back what you take
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Who'd ride a roller coaster if they knew it had no brake?
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It took a million years for us to crawl out from the sea
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Five'll get you ten they can recycle you or me
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Who wants to be a millionaire?
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I DON'T!!
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I got the recycled vinyl blues
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I got Tchaikovsky and the blue suede shoes
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Jumpin' in the same spiral groove
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I got the recycled vinyl blues
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I got the recycled vinyl blues
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I got Tchaikovsky and the blue suede shoes
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Bompin' in the same spiral groove
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I got the recycled vinyl blue-HOOOOS!
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Re-Cycled Vinyl Blues
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| Neil Innes |
