[FINCH:]
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Mr. Twimble
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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Yes?
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[FINCH:]
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You've been with this company a long time, haven't you?
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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A long, long time. Just last month I became a quarter of a century man
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[FINCH:]
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Aww, that's beautiful! Gee, a quarter of a century!
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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A quarter of a century!
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[FINCH:]
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And how long have you been in the mailroom?
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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25 years. Yep! It takes a combination of skill, diplomacy and bold caution
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When I joined this firm
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As a brash young man
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Well I said to myself now brash young man
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Don't get any ideas, well, I stuck to that
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And haven't had one in years.
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[FINCH:]
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Ah, you play it safe
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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I play it the company way.
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Wherever the company puts me
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There I'll stay.
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[FINCH:]
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But what's your point of view?
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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I have no point of view!
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[FINCH:]
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Supposing the company thinks
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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I think so too!
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[FINCH:]
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Now, what would you say if they put you-
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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I wouldn't say!
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[FINCH:]
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You're facing the company face
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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It smiles at executives
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then goes back in place!
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[FINCH:]
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The company furniture...
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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Oh, it suits me fine!
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[FINCH:]
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The company letterhead...
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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A Valentine!
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[FINCH:]
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Is there anything you're against?
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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Unemployment!
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[FINCH:]
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When they want brilliant thinking
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from employees
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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That is no concern of mine
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[FINCH:]
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Suppose a man of genius make suggestions
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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What's that genius get suggested to resign?
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[FINCH:]
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So, you play it the company way?
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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Oh, company policy is by me ok.
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[FINCH:]
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You'll never rise up to the top
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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But there's one thing clear
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Whoever the company fires
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I will still be here!
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[FINCH:]
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Oh, you certainly found a home.
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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It's cozy
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[FINCH:]
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Your brain is a company brain.
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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The company washed it,
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Now I can't complain.
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[FINCH:]
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The company magazine...
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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Know what style, what punch
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[FINCH:]
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The company restaurant
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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Every day same lunch.
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Their hattock sandwich, it's delicious.
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[FINCH:]
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I must try it!
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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Early in the week.
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[FINCH:]
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Do you have any hobbies?
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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I've a hobby, I play gin with Mr. Bratt.
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[FINCH:]
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And do you play it nicely?
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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Play it nicely, still he blitzes me on every game like that!
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[FINCH:]
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Why?
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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'Cause I play it the company way.
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Executive policy is by me ok
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[FINCH:]
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How can you get anywhere?
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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Junior have no fear.
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Whoever the company fires
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I will still be here.
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[FINCH:]
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You will still be here.
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[MR. TWIMBLE:]
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Year, after year, after fiscal,
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[BOTH:]
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Never take a risko year!
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Company Way
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| Nick Jonas |
