Dennis is a menace with his "anyone for tennis?"
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And beseeching me to come and keep the score...
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And Maud saya "Oh Lord! I'm so terribly bored!"
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I really can't stand it anymore...
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I'm going out to dinner, with a gorgeous singer,
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To a little place I've found down by the quay;
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Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia,
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And the reason isn't very hard to see...
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She says God made her a sinner just to keep fat men thinner,
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As they tumble down in heaps before her feet.
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They hang around in groups like battle-weary troops,
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One can often see them queue right down the street...
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You see Patricia, or Delicia, not only is a singer
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She also removes all her clothing...
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For Patricia is the best stripper in town,
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And with a swing of her hips she started to strip,
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To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,
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And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips,
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Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,
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And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,
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The police were banging on the door,
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On a Saturday night, in nineteen twenty-four...
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Take it away boys!
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But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested,
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The manner in which she was exposed,
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And later on in court, well, everybody thought
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A summer run in jail would be proposed,
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But the judge said, "Patricia,
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Or may I say, Delicia,
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The facts of this case lie before me...
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Case dismissed... this girl was in her working clothes!!"
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And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip,
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To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,
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And with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips,
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Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,
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And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,
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The police were yelling out for more!!!
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On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four...
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On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four...
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Patricia The Stripper
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| Chris De Burgh |
