Hit it!
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Aww yea!
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Yea...
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La di da di... la di da di,
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La di, la di!
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You know what, you peep this,
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La di da di, we like to party.
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We don't cause trouble, we dont bother nobody.
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We're... just some men that's on the mic,
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And when we rock upon the mic,
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We rock the mic (Right!).
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For all a y'all, keepin' y'all in health.
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Just to see ya smile and enjoy ya'self.
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Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin',
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That we create, so that's our mission, so listen,
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To what we say because this type of shit happens everyday.
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I... woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin',
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Gave myself a (strech up), a mornin' yawn and...
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Went to the bathroom to wash up,
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Had some soap on my face and my hand upon the cup,
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I said a (Mirror mirror!) on the wall...
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Who is the top choice of them all?
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There was a rumble dumble,
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Five minutes it lasted.... the mirror said,
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(You are you concieted bastard!).
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Yo that's true, that's why we never have no beef,
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So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth.
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Used "Oil of Olay" cause my skin gets pale.
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Then I got the files, for my fingernails.
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True to the style on my behalf
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I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath.
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Clean, dry, was my body and hair,
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I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear.
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For all the girls I might take home,
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I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the (Polo Colonge).
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Fresh dressed like a millions bucks, threw on the Valley shoes
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And the fly green socks.
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Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no!
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I went back in I forgot the...
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Then I dilly (dally) ran through a (alley),
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Bumped into my old girl (Sally) from the (Valley).
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This was a girl playing hard to get
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So I said "What's wrong?" cause she looked upset
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She said uh, (It's all because of you)
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Say what? (I'm feeling sad and blue)
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She said what? (You went away)
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And now, my life is filled with rainy days.
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And I love you so, how much you'll never know.
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Cause you took your love away from me.
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Now what was I to do
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She was crying over me and she was feeling blue
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I said, "Don't cry, (dry, your eye)
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Here comes your mother with those two little guys"
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Her mean mother steps and says to me ("Hi!")
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Hit Sally in the face and decked her in the (eye!)
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Punched her in the belly, and stepped on her (feet)
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Slammed the child on the hard concrete
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The bitch was strong, the kids was gone.
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Something was wrong I said what was going on?
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I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her
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She said, "If I can't have you (she can't either")
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She grabbed me closely by my socks
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So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox
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But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick
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She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, and said
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So we can go cruising in my OJ, and what?
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I'll give you all my love today.
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What? Ricky Ricky Ricky what?
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Somehow your words just hypnotize me
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And I just love your jazzy ways
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Yo MC Rick my love is here to stay"
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And on and on and on she kept on
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The bitch been around before my mother's born
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I said, "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss
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I said, "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss"
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She said, "No you're not," then she starts crying
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I says, "I'm thirty-four", she says, ("Stop lying!")
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I said, "I am -- go ask my mother
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And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!"
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To the tick tock and you don't stopf
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To the tick tick ya don't... hit it!
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Doug E. Fresh y'all, give him a round of applause y'all,
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Doug E. Fresh!
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Yea, what up?
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La Di Da Di (Live)
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| Slick Rick |
