Okay party people in the house...
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This is something you never witnessed before...
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Yes, it's the incredible Doug E. Fresh...
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With his partner, the grand wizard MC, Ricky D
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D, and that's me in the place to be.
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We goin' to do it for '85, kick it live, allright?
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Cuz you know, you're all sick of all these crap rappers
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biting their rhymes because of they're back steppers.
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But when it comes to me and my man Doug Fresh here,
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there is no competition 'cause we are the best, yeah.
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But as impress, which we approve
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and yeah, we realize that we are on the move,
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so listen closely so y'all don't miss
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as we go a little something like this, HIT IT!
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La-di-da-di...
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La-di-da-di...
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La-di, da-di!
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Yo peep this
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La-di-da-di, we like to party
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We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
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We're, just some men that's on the mic
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And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic RIGHT
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For all of y'all, keep y'all in health
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Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
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Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditioning
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Which we create, cause that's our mission
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So listen close, to what we say
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Because this type of shit happens everyday
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I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning
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I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and
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Went to the bathroom to wash up
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Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said
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Mirror mirror on the wall
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Who is the top choice of them all
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there was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted
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the mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard!"
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Well that true, that why we never had no beef
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THen I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
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Used oil of olay cause my skin gets pail
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and then I grabbed the file for my finger nails
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I'm true to the style on my behalf
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I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath
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Clean, dry, was my, body and hair
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I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear
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For all the girls I might take home
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I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne
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Fresh dress, like a million bucks,
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put on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks.
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Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no
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Went back in I forgot my Kangol
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Then I dilly, DALLY, I ran through the ALLEY
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I bumped into this homegirl named SALLY from the VALLEY
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This was a girl playing hard to get
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So I said "What's wrong?" cause she looked upset
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She said uh, "It's all because of you
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I'm feeling sad and blue
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You went away
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and now my life is filled with rainy days
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I love you so
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How much you'll never know
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Cause you took your love away from me"
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Now what was I to do
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She was crying over me and she was feeling blue
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I said, "Don't cry, dry, your eyes
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Here comes your mother with those two little guys"
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Her mean mother steps and says to me "Hi!"
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Hit Sally in the face and deckedvi her in the eye
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punched her in the belly, and stepped on her feet
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Slammed the child on the hard concrete
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The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
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Something was wrong I said what was going on?
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I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her
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She said, "If I can't have you she can't either"
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She grabbed me closely by my socks
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So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox
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But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick
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She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, SHE said
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"Why don't you give me A PLAN?
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SO we can go cruising in my old jag
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And if you give me that OK
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I'll give you all my love today
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Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see
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Somehow your words just hypnotize me
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And I just love your jazzy ways
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So MC Rick my love is here to stay"
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And on and on and on she kept on
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The bitch been around before my mother's born
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I said, "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss
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I said, "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss"
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She said, "No you're not," then she starts crying
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I says, "I'm nineteen", she says, "Stop lying!"
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I said, "I am -- go ask my mother
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And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!"
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To the heart tick tock you don't stop
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To the heart tick tock you don't quit, hit it!
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