She woke me up with a bang, bang
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Looking over cross eyed had a big
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Hunch that the world was a big lie
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When I got up all the blood to my head
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I got so dizzy fell back to my bed
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I went over to the way side
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Looking for the high tide
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What will I find will I find will I find find
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All I saw was a man that had a hat
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That had a pom-pom he's been there for
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Years can someone tell me how long
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[Chorus:]
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Wake up to tell me
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Wake up to show me
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What I could not find
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You see this woman woke me up
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At a quarter to three and I didn't
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Know it then but she put a spell on
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Me said I had to go down to where
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The cliffs mee the sea and mean an
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Old man to present my plea
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So I headed way down to the big pier
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To await and confront my big fear
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I wheeled around behind to my
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Blindside to find and old man with a
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Lime and a kind eye
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Said mister, mister with your beard so long
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Won't you be a saint and tell me
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Just where I'm going
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He pointed to a conch shell and then
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To the lime and said this is all
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I really need to get by
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[Chorus]
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Hey mister man
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I know you don't know
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Who you think I, think I am
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But I can safely say, that I
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Should've been sleeping the day
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Away I said scuse me, if you've got the
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Time he shrugged his shoulders
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Said get a spine
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Coconut hit me on the head
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Jonesin' for a fig
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I booked last night
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I need another fix
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Just then I see a twinkle twinkle
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In the old man's eye and a wave
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Tossed bottle in thrown to the sky
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I caught it on the rebound
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It landed with a soft sound
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I took out the message and put the
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Bottle down
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Inside was the antidote to the spell
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And I read it to the old man 'cause he
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Couldn't read so well
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Said don't worry about a
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Thing you know your
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Path is true just ease your
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Mind have a banana
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Or two
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Goodness, goodness, woe is me
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The man nearly flipped to learn
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That he was free but just before we
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Left and started kicking it
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I picked up the bottle and star sixed it
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Kick kick shuffle shuffle back to the beach
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With a tune on my lips and my quest in reach
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If that woman comes to you with
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Her song so sweet, say damn
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Let the poor sucker sleep
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Bang Bang
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