I'm looking like a lobster wearing flip-flops and a Stetson
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Guess that's why they call it fishing instead of catching
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'Cause I ain't had a single bite all day
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But I caught a buzz and there ain't no limit on tang ray
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Ain't quite sure how I wound up way down here
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It's a long haul to ropes and sails from roping steers
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Ain't gonna worry about that, just gonna have some fun
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Gotta be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk
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It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston
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I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog and an old beach bum
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Cow chips, B-S and ships ahoy
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I'm a saltwater cowboy
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There's a Tiki party down the beach about a mile or two
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Where they're singing with Jimmy and toasting to Chris LeDoux
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And if it weren't for Captain Morgan steering this ship
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I might untie that rope and back her on up outta this
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It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston
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I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog and an old beach bum
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Cow chips, B-S and ships ahoy
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I'm a saltwater cowboy
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If this bottle goes overboard, you'd better wish me luck
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Well, I'm afraid of sharks but I'm terrified of sobering up
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It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston
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I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog and an old beach bum
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Cow chips, B-S and ships ahoy
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I'm a saltwater cowboy
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I'm a saltwater cowboy
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Saltwater Cowboy
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Sammy Kershaw |