Well, here we are. The four of us...
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In total shock... Me and her.
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I closed my mouth and swallowed spit,
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And I'm thinking to myself, "This is some deep shit!"
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And I said "So you're gonna tell me he's the one he's been talking to?"
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He says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "It's the truth!"
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I said, "All of you all ass is crazy, let me up out this door,
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Because this is way more than I bargained for"
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And then she says, "Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this"
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Then I said, "I'm late, plus I ain't gotta damn thing to do with this!"
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But then she said, "Wouldn't you just like to know how it all began?"
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Then I thought to myself, and said, 'Quick, you got three minutes'
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Then it got real quiet, I said, "Somebody start talking"
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She said, "My God, Rufus! I've got just one question,
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how could you do something like this? I'm so hurt!"
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He looked at her and said, "Bitch please, you've got your nerves
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With all your club hoppin', lyin', saying you was shoppin'.
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And now here you are in our home, and you're callin' me wrong."
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She said, "Okay, you busted me! And that much I agree, you caught me cheating!
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But this is a little extreme!"
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He said, "You are my wife sleeping behind my back.
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And now I come home and you got him in the closet, how extreme is that?!"
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And she said, "But she's a he!"
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And he said, "Please, you can't judge me"
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She said, "Rufus this is crazy!"
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And I said, "Stop arguing!
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I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out,
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So get to the point, or I swear I'm out!"
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"Excuse me, please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here.
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My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus about a year,
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At midnight creeping around with him has been a living hell, sneaking in and out of hotels..."
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I said, "Brother, spare the details!"
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Then Rufus said, "Chuck, please! Don't say nothing else!"
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Then she screams, "Rufus you son of a bitch,"
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He says, "Cathy, go to hell!"
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I said, "I thought you said your name was Mary, that what you said at the party.
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Man this is getting scary I'm gonna shoot somebody!"
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Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying, "Cathy, this is all your fault!"
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She throws a pillow at him and says, "You were creeping too, the only difference is you didn't get caught!"
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Chuck screamed out, "We're in love!"
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Cathy says, "Love my ass!"
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Rufus said they're getting married then I shoot one in the air!
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I said, "Not another one of you sons of bitches say a word!
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Cause all this shit I'm goin through is unheard!"
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I grabbed my cellular
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I said, "This is so wrong,"
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I call up my home,
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And a man picks up the phone phone phone phone.....
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Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3 Of 5)
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| R. Kelly |
