Belive it or not.
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I just started laughing.
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Shaking my head.
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And just kept on laughing.
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Thinking about all the things I had been through that day.
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Then cries what why do you have that smile upon your face.
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Then I laughed out said thinking about the things that I've been through.
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She wipes her nose and she sniggles and laughs out I've been through it too.
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Then I start laughing again.
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And she start laughing more.
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Then next thing you know we both are cracking up on the floor.
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She laughs I can't believe this idiot really answered my phone.
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Now meanwhile Twan just got out of prison and he's on his way home.
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Then she laughs baby I'm sorry for all the lies and all the bullshit.
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Then I say girl just wait till I tell you all the drama that I've been dealing wit.
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She laughs I wanna hear it all.
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Then I laugh and say baby first of all.
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I got a hangover, been trapped in the closet, slept wit who knows, threatened to kill a pastor.
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She says what.
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Baby this is no lie he had a lover turns out to be a gay guy.
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She says damn you've been through a lot.
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Plus I gotta ticket.
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Meanwhile the policeman he turns around.
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Just out of concern comes back to the house.
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Then he pulls up in the driveway.
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My cars parked crooked with the lights on.
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Then he goes around the back way.
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He hear the dogs barking like somethings wrong.
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He gets to the backdoor and discover its been broken in.
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He looks around, pulls his gun out, then proceeds in.
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Meanwhile were laughing and laughing and laughing.
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But from his perspective he thinks somebodies crying.
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He gets closer to the bedroom and he would swear that somebody was coughing and sighing.
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Meanwhile were in the bedroom laughing as I'm trying to continue to explain.
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She yells out Sylvester your killing me.
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Said I swear that it went that way.
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Then next thing you know he bust up in the room said muthafucka freeze.
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And then I looked back up at him and said wait your that damn police.
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Then she screams baby, I mean James she says everything is cool.
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And then he yells Gwendolyn I got this.
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I know your sick and tired off this fool.
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Then I stood up start walking toward him screaming man get out my house.
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Then he yells freeze she scream please and i pulled my barretta out.
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She cried out Sylvester please don't.
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Visions of him making love to her.
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He said man put the gun on the floor.
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I can't stop thinking about him and her.
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I slowly put the gun and then I put my hands up.
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He winked at me and smiled.
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And that is when I went nuts.
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Hopped all over him grabbed the gun.
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She screaming settle down.
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Going all around both handling the gun then all of a sudden POW.
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Trapped In The Closet Pt 6
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| R. Kelly |