There's total silence, blood everywhere
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And confusion on their faces as they continue to stare
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Then Gwen starts shakin' and cryin' screamin' "What did you do?"
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And then the policeman looks at me and screams "See, now I warned you."
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Then he starts pacing the floor screamin' "God, what have we done here?!"
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And she rushed to to door, blood on her hands screamin' "There goes your whole career."
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Meanwhile, I'm freakin' out sayin' "We gotta do somethin' and gotta do somethin' quick."
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Then he picks up the gun and says "I have a wife at home, I can't have no cause of this."
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She says "James, I can't believe you just said what you said.
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Cause that's not what you said when your ass was in my bed."
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Then I said "Gettin' married later, but right now we gotta use our heads. First of all, did anybody check if the man was alive or dead."
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Then he looks at her, she looks at me, I look at them and we look at him.
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Meanwhile, Gwen's about to have a nervous breakdown the way she's shakin' and cryin'
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And then she screams "You bastards! You've killed my brother."
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And then I said "Gwen, wait a minute, I didnt..."
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She says "No, you killed my brother."
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She said "He just got out of prison. He's been through a lot. He was talking about changin' his life and everything and to come home and get shot
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Then I said "Baby, it wasn't my fault. This man had a gun on me.
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And besides, how was I to know that you was getting down with this crooked ass police."
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And he says "Wait a minute..." I say "No, you wait a minute!"
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And then I say "Man, this is my wife. We had a life until you butted up in it."
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She cried out "Sylvester, now hold on. Even though he was in our home, let's not forget the fact that you was out there creepin' in another man's home."
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*Cough cough* *cough cough*
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Twan starts coughin'. *cough cough*
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She says "Twan! Oh my god! Baby brother, are you okay ?"
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He looks up at her and says "I'm not gonna die, at least not today."
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And then he asks what happened and says "Why did I get shot?
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Sylvester what is this policeman doin' here ?"
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And I said "Go on, tell him cop."
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He says "Son, we gotta get you to a hospital and take a look at that wound."
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Twan says "No, I'm okay. It's just my shoulder. All I need is a bathroom."
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Now five minutes has gone by and they tellin' Twan everything that happened
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Twan says "Fuck man, I would've been better off in prison."
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And now somebody's banging at the door and I'm like "Oh no! Here we go again!"
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Thinkin' out loud to myself sayin' "When is this shit gonna end ?!"
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Then Gwendolyn looks at me and says "Baby, you got that?" And I say "NO!"
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She says "Why?" And i said "Because I'm not openin' up another motherfuckin' door!"
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And the cop says "Gwen, I'll get it." Then looks at me and says "Man of the house, my ass!"
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Then I say "I'll get it, but whoever it is, I'm about to put their ass on blast!"
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And then, the policeman grabbed me. I snatched away and got my gun up off the floor
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Then Twan says "Man, that's what I'm talkin' about! Sylvester, point that shit toward the door! "
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Then he snatches the policeman's gun and says "Officer, arrest me later."
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I count to three, Twan opened the door and it's Rose the nosy neighbor...
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Ooh, with a spatula in her hand
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Like that's gon do something against them guns
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It's Rosy the nosy...whoa
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Neighbor....
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Trapped In The Closet Pt. 7
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| R. Kelly |