Money is a problem is a problem
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A problem on the rich can comprehend
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If money is a problem is a problem
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I wish I had
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A couple of problems to spend
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If I just had a little bit of time to spare
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I could form a society for the protection of the poor unhappy millionaires
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(Money is a problem is a problem)
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A Texan begins to learn it when he's two
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(Money gets you in a spot just once you start without)
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(And you cannot buy another person's heart with it)
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So how come them that has it hates to part with it
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Money is a problem (Is a problem)
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But say the word and I'll gladly trade problems with you
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(You would) Like that
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If I were a millionaire (If you were a millionaire)
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I'd buy me a couple of yachts real quick and keep one as a spare
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If I had a lot of loot (If you had a lot of loot)
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I'd find me a tailor to whip me up a platinum pin-striped suit
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He who steals my purse steals trash the wise men say
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But that's 'cause wise men ain't got nothing anyway
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(Money is a problem)
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(A problem that only wealthy folks pursue)
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(We know from where you stand a million bucks is fine)
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(But too much gold can burn you just like too much sun)
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I don't want to be a millionaire
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I just want to live like one
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Money is a problem is a problem
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And any millionaire will tell you it's true
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Boo hoo
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And any millionaire will tell you it's true
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Money Is A Problem
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| Dean Martin |
