DM) Here's a happy tune SD) A happy tune
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DM) You'll love to croon SD) You love to croon
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DM) They call it Dean's song SD) Hey, you don't seem to understand
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DM) Catchy as can be SD) I must agree
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DM) The melody SD) The melody
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DM) They call it Dean's song SD) Looks like I'm gonna have to explain this thing
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SD) You don't dig this scene
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SD) I'm saying, Dean, the song is Sam's song
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DM) Sam, you're just a ham SD) But Dean here's the scam
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SD) The song was named after Sam
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DM) Sam who?
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SD) Sam Houston
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DM) Oh
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DM) May I say with pride where I reside
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DM) They call it Dean's song SD) And that's quite a group you have going for you
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DM) There's no bigger choir that you could hire for singing Dean's song
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SD) They make the Mormon Tabernacle sound like a trio
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DM) Sam it's plain to see that you're put out with me
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SD) Well I'm not just singing along
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DM) Tell you what I'll do since I'm with you (alternative: Tell you what I'll do, since you're a Jew...)
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DM) We'll call it Clyde's song SD) Clyde's song?
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DM) Here's a happy tune
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SD) Its a sweet melody and I'm happy to say it was named after me but he's calling it
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DM) Clyde's song
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DM) Catchy as can be
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SD) No I don't like to beef and I'm sorry to say the man is a thief 'cause he's calling it
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DM) Clyde's song
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DM) Nothing on your mind
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SD) There's a lot on my mind and I'm standing here saying you're being unkind 'cause you're calling it
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DM) Clyde's song
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SD) My Italian friend we have reached the end
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DM) We don't seem to blend
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DM) Sam, let's compromise
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SD) Oh, I hear what you say but by that do you mean that you'll do it your way and call it
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DM) Sam's song
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SD) Did he say Sam's song?
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B) Let's give the ending a rhyme
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DM) But don't nobody tell Clyde
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B) That the name of this song DM) is Sam's song
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SD) It's not Irving's song
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DM) Sam's song
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SD) It's not even Mona's song
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DM) Sam's song
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SD) Only thing I know is when this record comes out it better have Sam's song on it or else you'll get a nasty letter from Calhoun and a telephone call too
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DM) Hmmm I'm thinking you're starting to get dirty down there
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Sam's Song
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| Dean Martin |
