I'm calling in sick
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I'm calling in twisted
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I was drinking two-fisted
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I'm sick
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I'm calling in twisted
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Hanging with friends
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We were doing slammers
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They try and get me hammered
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Boss, I said no
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But they insisted
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I'm calling in sick
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I'm calling in bland
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The biggest Freak-a-zoid ever known to man
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I'm sick
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I'm calling in twisted
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I'm calling in sick
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I'm calling in tired
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Look man I am oh so wired
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I'm sick
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I'm calling in twisted
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Won't be the first time I lost a good job
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Look at me now - a drunken slob
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I'm sick
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I'm calling in twisted
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I'm calling in pissed
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Hung over y'all
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I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call
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I'm sick
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I'm calling in twisted
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I'm calling in sick
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I'm calling in twisted
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I was drinking two-fisted
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I'm sick
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I'm calling in twisted
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I'm calling in pissed
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Hung over y'all
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I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call
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I'm sick
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I'm calling in twisted
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Yeah I'm sick
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I'm calling in twisted
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Yeah I'm sick
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I'm calling in twisted
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Yeah I'm sick
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I'm calling in twisted
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Callin' In Twisted
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| Reverend Horton Heat |
